Louisiana

"'Like knights of old, let's fight to hold, the glory of the Purple Gold...'""- Louisiana, singing 'Fight for LSU', LSU's fight song""'Mo'al o' da story: Come at da king, ya best not miss. GEAUX TIGAHS!'""- Louisiana, after fighting off the Macedonian Union."

Louisiana is a nation from ICN, Season 1, played by ICN admin Palmcoast. He was, at the time of the Brazil annexation, the largest nation in the world, and the largest of all time, ahead of his rival, Arabmaztan, and his best friend, Ohio. He has been this way until the End of the World. Holding some of the powerhouses of valuable resources like Diamonds, Wood, Oil, Iron, Fish, and Rubber, bundled with a large population of a staggering 295 MILLION, and with the most up-to-date army equipment having Ohio, which is the second-largest nation at this time and third-largest in the history of the world, as an ally and servant right-hand man, and how he's had one of the most prestigious institutions, Louisiana State University, and plenty more accolades, some of which changed the world forever and how he, along with Ohio defeated Arabmaztan and Iberia in a war, he is practically a "World Superpower", and anyone that dares to become a threat to him will have more of a fearful intent, rather than a threatening intent. It would be foolish to just attack the country while he's at his peak. He's just that powerful, and intends to use his strength for his own responsibilities.

Behavior
Louisiana is a happy-go-lucky person who likes to keep a peaceful relation on one and all. It's really hard to distinguish what he says, due to his Cajun accent which he speaks a lot, but as time goes on, you'll eventually decipher what he would say and what he could mean. He sometimes replaces "o" with "eaux" as part of french heritage.

Ohio is his best friend (obviously), whom Ohio is the right-hand man to. Louisiana refers to Ohio as "Ohiah". The two together make most of the accolades together, win all of the wars they both were in, and when uncertain times come for the nation, they stick together, and go by the idea of "When there's a will, there's a way." In other words, as stated in Ohio's wiki page, "They're practically inseparable." One thing Louisiana loathes, however, is being pressured to do something, whenever the outcome is "Oh, okay" and war, which is what Louisiana hates. And due to the sheer size, it'll look like he's a threat to many, which wouldn't be the case except for radicalist nations. If anything, Louisiana would just become skeptical of Communist/Nazist nations, occasionally mock their ideas. Louisiana is also an LSU Tigers fan, as he proudly bears the Purple and Gold on his flag. His favorite food is also the national dish, Gumbo. He's also friends with some orangutan named "Gumdog", who was transported out of Saudi Arabia, to Louisiana, who has a craving for said food.

On the 21st of January of 2022, he had eaten some gumbo that reversed his accent to a normal one. This is a sad day for all the Cajuns Accent lovers.

Appearance
Louisiana dons a traditional "Bojangles" hat, which fits him well due to his Voodooist ideas and his Cajun accent, as well with the purple colors. Speaking of which, His flag is a purple background with 4 gold rays, purposely bearing a similarity of LSU's colors, and has a tiger feel.

The HEX [with RGB] colors of Louisiana are as follows.


 * LSU Purple (Flag color 1, Hat color): #660099(nice) [102, 0, 153]
 * LSU Gold (Flag color 2, Hat symbol): #fecc32 [254, 204, 50]
 * Black (Outline, Hat strap or something): #000000

Where It All Began
The year was 1900. There were but a few states in the US. Some of which are what you'd expect. But, one who was to be independent the most was Louisiana. Louisiana's movement was led by the first president, Edor Geron, or Leader G. Edor had some fascinating laws, some of which were of Louisianan nationalism, where Louisiana were to take credit for anything, even if it was a disputable thing. Soon, Louisiana was born, a brand new country, albeit a small one, but had some population to flourish.

Brand New States! (State Nations!)
Soon after Louisiana was born, there were other states that had popped up from the same place that Louisiana was founded, the former United States of America. The two nations are, what you'd expect, Ohio and Texas. Texas seemed like a strong neighbor, but friendly. They might've gone off to a slightly wrong start due to the accent of Louisiana, but they soon became protective to each other, and were basically buddies. Ohio, on the other hand, was on the north, and were disgruntled by their accents. Soon after, a year had begun, and Ohio and Louisiana had a rather strong dispute, put to rest a year later.

First Tensions and Disputes
When the flying machine was first made, everything was all dreamed up, made up, and tested. In Ohio's land, in the Scioto compound, Dayton. This was supposedly the skeleton of what Louisiana had Pioneered. The motorized flying machine. This dispute was the first usage of the name "Louie", and the first mention of Louisiana's hat. Basically, Ohio and Louisiana had at each other, what looked like what was almost a war, but it sure wasn't, because, let's be real here, who would fight over an invention? Anyway, tensions raised. Texas wanted to break it up, but to no avail, as Louisiana just claimed that it was his, while Ohio said he just slapped a motor on his invention. This brought to an idea, that would end the dispute. Along with the fact that a college football rivalry can be made, and the reward is the Platinum Plane. The two agreed that Ohio made the plane, while Louisiana motorized it. This would be for the dispute to be put down, and it all lasted a year.

Going Every Mile of the Distance
That said, Louisiana and Ohio slowly became friends which would bond to be the friendship between Louisiana and Ohio we know today, and with Texas, they have made the New United States of America, or NUSA for short. This was the time when Louisiana would flourish. Businesses were popping up, New Orleans was becoming the biggest city in the south, and Louisiana had pioneered inventions like the Television Broadcasts, until something happened. Something worse has happened. And it was going to get nasty. And it was going to change Louisiana for life.

Those Darn Nazis!
The year was 1915. Hell was about to break loose, when a certain someone named Alf Hiller had entered Texas, and had made a revolution which changed Texas. Louisiana, not wanting a radicalist neighbor, helped Texas in the civil war. The Nazis turned the tide, thanks to the Nazis cutting of Louisiana's key support lines, and since then, the Greater Texan Reich was born, and Louisiana was now the Empire of the Louisianian Reich. Louisiana was just a mindless shell of his former self, wanting to die, his pain cut short, etc. Vapor was affected by this, too, since Vapor's forces weren't enough for the wave of Texan Nazis. Ohio has waken up to the fright of this, and the EotLR told Ohio everything that would be just the plan to him.

The Texan Liberation War
Main Article: Texan Liberation War

Things looked bleak for the EotLR. He was strictly ordered to do what the Greater Texan Reich has said, including execution of Jews (112 were killed), sending gays, non-Louisianans, etc to concentration camps, and much more. Ohio cried for help, but it was the nations he would least expect. Mashrad and Canada. They too had hated Nazism, and so they had helped Ohio, along with rebelling against Texas despite the treaty, which was broken, and so, the Allies remained victorious. And Louisiana was back to normal at last. Peace has been restored. Or at least it was...

Another one!?
A few years pass. Everything was at peace. Except the Chinese Civil War, which the Communists won because of the whole hate on Nationalism. Until then, Alf Hiller had escaped to a remote nation called New Zealand, which goal is to "Spread World Peace". This was an obvious blatant lie, as world peace did not advocate killing Ohio, Louisiana, and Texas, which was what Alf Hiller wanted. Alf Hiller was shot by Adolf Hitler, who now had a war against him. However, the war started by a mere few insults and him attempting to assert dominance. Nazism was hated across the world because of the Texan Civil War, and the Texan Liberation War. New Zealand had 2 wars, the first war was when Louisiana's communications system was malfunctioning, and the 2nd Louisiana attended to. There, New Zealand was completely wiped from the map, and is now under Arabmaztan.

Skepticism of Louisiana and Ohio
Theories arose from Iberia's head about how the Louisianans and the Ohioans helped Alf Hiller escape from prison, which they did not, and had forced it upon all the countries, which rose some skepticism. Louisiana had debunked them, while Iberia was to think up of more theories. Despite debunking, nations, primarily Arabmaztan, whom Iberia is the right-hand man to, believed Iberia, and some dark clouds were onto the American nations. Things were about to get hot. Especially when Arabmaztan got a little too cocky about his lifestyle, and wanted more power in his alliance. And so, he called Louisiana over a private meeting...

The Louisianian-Arab War
Main Article: Arab-American War and Baton Rouge Bombing Scandal

This meeting is important, because a HUGE war containing an astonishing comeback by Ohioan Corporal (And future President) Micheal D. Wine, had kicked the Old Worlders out of the Americas. What happened was that the leader, Kahmir F. had a meeting with Joseph Buroe (Jeaux Bureaux) about ditching Ohio for the Major Forces Alliance, which Louisiana passed upon, and has given reasons. Despite this, Kahmir wasn't happy, and called Ohio and Texas rats, which Louisiana would tolerate Texas being called a rat given the two's history with each other, but Ohio being called a rat wasn't acceptable for Jeaux. Jeaux was kicked out where he would hear yelling about how Ohio is a rat and how Louisiana is a traitor. This brought Arabmaztan to attempt to bomb the presidential house of Louisiana. This, of course, failed, when the Secret Police shot the bomber, and the bomb is defused. This raised skepticism about Arabmaztan, which Iberia tried to defend Arabmaztan. Arabmaztan burnt the ID, which Louisiana kept the photo of, and claimed that their ID's don't burn. After Arabmaztan rejected giving out one of their citizen's ID's, Ohio grabbed an ID of an unsuspecting Arab citizen entering Ohio, and burnt it, proving Arabmaztan's claims wrong. With seemingly no other counter-proof to use, have been obvious they had bombed Louisiana and their reputation in complete shambles, their only option was to declare war in order to pass off the bombings as "never happened". This war was originally on Arabmaztan's side, with some soldiers burning Louisianian and Ohioan flags, and mocking them, but an unsuspecting corporal named MIchael D. Wine, who was on Ohio's side, had new tactics that even overwhelmed Louisiana and Ohio, and thus, this was a win to the American Alliance, Arabmaztan had forked over California to Ohio, while Makadamia was now Louisianian. Justice was served, although Arabmaztan never acknowledged the bombing, even after Saudi Arabia fell to Denmark.

Calming down, Tensions still up
After the war, it was obvious the tensions were still up and running between the 1st world and the 2nd world. For example, via a remote-controlled bomb, the statue of Edor Geron had exploded, making the Louisianan people VERY angry and demanded a second round to show Arabmaztan what's what, but they still had to follow the treaty and stay true. After Kahmir F. stepped down, in came Pervin, a popular figurehead who has her own TV show. Saudi Arabia became a nation, formed under Arabmaztan, and thus had ended the tensions between the two. Iberia n-Louisianian relations cooled down, seeing that Louisiana never intended to become a monster to the world, which the 2nd world surprisingly believed. The tensions were down, and the nations finally went to rest... Until, that is...

The Louisianian Civil War and the Rise and Fall of the South
Main Article: Louisianan Civil War and Confederacy

Some states in the south were pretty ticked off on how Joe Brady of the Louisianian Libertarian Party had won the election. So, without Ohio taking notice, The Glory Front, consisted of the LCP (Louisianian Confederates Party), CPL (Communist Party of Louisiana), and the FMPL (French Minority Party of Louisiana). The Civil War had gone to the Glory Front's side, and when they have pointed guns at Joe Brady, the war was all over, and the Glory Front had won, however, the CPL and the FMPL all surrendered, leaving the LCP to lead the country. And thus, the Confederates were born, and the reaction was, you guessed it, mostly Negative. Some positivity came from Texas, which was a part of the first Confederacy. Ohio was losing it when he came on, Gumdog got Saudi Arabia to dream of Gumboland, which would happen if the Confederates were taken over, and from many other nations. Given time, the Louisianian officials Joseph Buroe, Joe Brady, and David Aranda, were in the Robert E. Lee Maximum Security Prison in the Florida Keys. After they have heard that the Confederacy got to their plans, the three had better hurry. Unfortunately for them, when the guards left, David Aranda slipped on the Vent door, causing a loud clang that the guards would hear. Fortunately, the three found a ladder that would take them to the rooftop, where they found a boat, and with some precise timing, the three jumped over the fence, and went to the boat, and had a high-speed chase with some other police officers. The three were able to escape, and they had went to Gulfport, MS, where they had to take the train to Jackson, MS, which would be the Louisianian capital. While this was happening, Ohio was keeping the Confederacy at bay, by spreading lies and blaming it on Texas. While Joseph Buroe, under the fake alias Xejau Ruxubear, was running for the republicans, Jack Bowley, although not killed, was concussed under some powder while the food was poisoned. This led the officials to believe that Bowley is dead, although he is not. Emergency elections came on, and fortunately for Ohio, Xejau Ruxubear had won, and Ruxubear turned out to be Joseph Buroe. The Confederates cannot do anything, and Louisiana is back. Jack Bowley is spending time in the Robert E. Lee Maximum Security Prison, now renamed to the Edor Geron Maximum Security Prison. Joseph Buroe passed presidency to Joe Brady, where he would spend time there. All in the Americas were peaceful at last. But there was a time, a time where everything can happen with the plans that the Confederacy had...

Rockets, Space, and California, Oh My!
After the whole thing happened, the year is 1945. Louisiana co-pioneered rockets with Ohio, and this would be Louisiana's greatest achievement: Send the first man to space! This was anyone's greatest step of mankind in the first place. The first rocket in space, and the first man in space would be an exceptional accomplishment. The United States sent the second man to space, whereas Ohio sent the third. Things were looking bright for Louisiana and Ohio, they were going back on top again, instead of being in the back seat. To make matters better, Louisiana sent an ultimatum to the USA, which would be a foolish thing to do, but the USA surprisingly accepted! Oklahoma, Las Vegas, Arizona, and California were Louisianian, while Ohio got the rest. The two celebrated by expanding to California. Meanwhile, USA had shot themselves, leaving Texas to lead the nation. Texas became fascist again, and this time, with good intentions. He would set claims for Argentina just for Louisiana and Ohio, so that they don't get in the way. This was paradise for the two. Although, the world, as usual, takes a darker turn.

The fall of Arabia
Main Article: Arabian Civil War

This had come in no surprise. Arabia, despite being large, cannot simply handle all of the land. And thus, Denmark had to step up and declare war on Saudi Arabia. The war was over, and Saudi Arabia had given up to a small Denmark. Denmark, who was generous, had given Panama to Texas, Venezuela to Iberia, and Makadamia and Guyanas to Louisiana. Louisiana had to pay extra to Denmark for the Guyanas. And as it seems now, that was the first stepping stone to Louisiana asserting dominance over the Americas. Also, new nations had popped up, such as Roya Belka, Algrasian, Hamburgo, and Ukraine, which only lived until he got depressed. This was the new age, however, not all things are safe, no, there are some wars that completely changed the earth.

The Fall of Denmark, the Brazil Incident, and The Fall of Texas
Main Article: Danish War, Brazil Incident and The Collapse of Texas

Denmark, albeit not the perpetrator, has sent a missile to Texas, causing Denmark one missile. Although Denmark sent aid, they still had Prussia, who sent the said missile. And so, the war began. This might not be crucial to Louisianian history, but it did make a stepping stone to Louisiana's rise. As it turns out, the Coalition (Ukraine, Roya Belka, Texas) won against Denmark, which made Muslims flee to Ohio, Louisiana, and other nations, and Denmark Collapses. The nations celebrate, and thus, New Brunswick was born. However, that was not all. While the nations were busy with having New Brunswick, Iberia had their heirs reach of age. So, they went to Louisiana to purchase Brazil off their hands. Initially, they said they really don't need anything, and thanks them for asking, but Iberia wasn't happy. At all. Iberia, had bribed Texas that if they help get Brazil off Louisiana's hands, they would get Central America. Things heated up quickly. Texas would force them to give Iberia Brazil, but Ohio, caring for his pal Louisiana, had to intervene, raising tension through the roof. Ohio insulted Texas, calling them the bitchy one. Louisiana wanted to ease things, but no-one listened to him. And then, he gave out land that he wanted, for Brazil, since it wasn't cheap. Texas didn't want to give Panama, calling Louisiana a "Little Shit", and saying that they and Ohio had a "Gay Relationship". Texas then quit negotiations, when it's up to Iberia and Louisiana to settle this. Few months later, Iberia had a plan, and they would expect them to be talked to in 7 years. In the meantime, Apparently, the Muslims over at New Brunswick want revenge. They want more revenge on Texas than anything, so they, after China fell, teamed up with Texas, and New Brunswick faked an assassination of their leader, blaming it on Texas, whose communications were off at the time. 2 wars ensued. One would be for Texas to get rid of Korea and Chinese lands, while the second would cause Texas to collapse entirely. This would have Cambodia take Mexico, Central America, and Patagonia, while New Brunswick would get Alaska. A new nation called Israel had appeared. Cambodia had now a presence in North America, until...

The Louisianian-Cambodian Deal and the Plan with Brazil
This is what gave Louisiana an idea of how he would step up his game, and get an opportunity. When Cambodia was about to sleep, Louisiana had called over Cambodia for a deal. Cambodia wakes up, and makes a deal for Louisiana. Originally, Louisiana wanted Panama and Baja California, but since a Colony would go against Cambodia's ideals, they offered  THE ENTIRE LAND OF MEXICO AND CENTRAL AMERICA  to Louisiana in exchange for a lot of money and a permanent alliance (which in case Cambodia forgot), and Louisiana had accepted. Ohio was overwhelmed. They did not expect Louisiana's land to double in size. This got Ohio to get drunk, depressed, and almost die. But, a certain boy with cerulean hair had saved him. After that, Louisiana planned out how many days it would for Louisiana to take Brazil. Seeing that it would take too long, New Brunswick took the opportunity to unironically help Louisiana annex Brazil. This got Iberia to a deal, which New Brunswick refused bluntly, and Iberia threatened war. Thankfully, it was all cooled down after New Brunswick gave Madagascar. This was going to be a thing where no wars were going to happen, but some bad news came... Potentially the worst!

The End?
After Ohioan scientists found out that Mauna Loa, the famous volcano of Hawaii, will explode, and damage Hawaiian settlements and cause a long-lasting effect to the world, all the more religious countries overreacted, despite knowing that the world would be the same. The religious countries think the rapture is coming, or the day of reckoning will finally come to fruition. But will it? Only time will tell...

The Return of Fascism (...For a little bit.)
Things cooled down about the eruption. There were no-one preaching about how the day of reckoning will come, but, as all things cannot be peaceful, Fascism, by an election, rose in New Brunswick, causing them to give a worry to Louisiana. They had betrayed the Northern Pact, invading Trondheim and making them their puppet. Kazakhstan, to return the favor, had joined in, and took Denmark and Kaliningrad from them. This act of aggression had given skepticism about New Brunswick and how they're acting all normal. Thus, the Freedom Preservation Pact has been made, between Hamburgo, Ohio, and you guessed it, Louisiana. The pact was supposed to launch war upon the fascists, but a civil war has taken place in New Brunswick, causing Fascism to fall, and for them to become their own self. Kazakhstan was the only enemy left, after Trondheim broke free from the fascists' grasp...

Brazil, the Request to Join France, and Doomsday
It took, with New Brunswick annexing Brazil as well, 8-7 years of annexing, with New Brunswick giving Brazil. This amount of land made him officially the Largest nation in the world, as well as having an abundance of resources. However, France wants him to join his cause, however, Ohio had warned him before he ever went there. As a result, Louisiana denied, the empire collapsed, and now they are the Three Estates of France. But, here's the worst part. The volcano, instead of erupting at 1974, it will erupt at 1967, 3 years from what the scientists have discovered. Many other religious countries have said that the day of reckoning will come, and the second coming of God will be here. Louisiana was nervous, but it was expected that the world would continue like usual. ...Or would it...?

To Hell with Abdulistan!
After peace was reached, A war broke out for Kaliningrad, which involved New Brunswick and Abdulistan, and it was over some Insults. That war is called the "Tea and Coffee War", due to insults about which is better. However, since Abdulistan lost the battle, he was going to go to war with Alragasian for no apparent reason, but an agreement was reached. However, Trondheim was another target, and demanded Sevastopol over it. Trondheim passive-aggressively refused, but Abdulistan in response, get this, ''' LITERALLY SENT A BALLISTIC MISSILE TO THEIR CAPITAL. ''' This was the straw that broke the camel's back for Trondheim, as the event got the attention of Ohio and Louisiana. Abdulistan had turned communist, and wanted everybody dead. A war broke out, and after a lopsided victory, Louisiana, not wanting any of the land, got 1 missile after Ohio rejected a missile and gave it to him.

As We Knew It Would Happen All Along
While the world was still at peace, the religious nations were at it again, saying that the day of reckoning has come. But... unbeknownst to this, Louisiana and Ohio shrugged it off and said that the volcano wasn't that bad. However, tremors from all around have felt that the Volcano has erupted... way worse than it was expected to be, at the year 1969, one day before it was expected to erupt. The ash clouds were spreading and setting in, as ash was falling all over the place. It reached the American West Coast almost instantaneously, and reached capitals in days, including Baton Rouge, and Columbus. Hell was raising. People were drove into bunkers, and it was safe to come out days later. But... that didn't stop tensions from rising.

The Turkey Tussle
Main Article: Turkey War

It had seemed that the eruption and the spreading of ash drove the Turkish mad. They have gone Socialist without even an election, and very nationalist, too. This got Louisiana to make a quip about how they were going to starve, and how children could mistake ash for snow. Turkey, furious at Louisiana for making said quip, and for being a theocracy, attempted to bomb Louisiana, however, to no avail. This drove Turkey into a blind rage, where they literally  SENT A BALLISTIC MISSILE TO THE CAPITAL OF LOUISIANA.  Turkey rubbed it in his face, and played the Turkish national anthem in patriotic victory, however, hell was going to rain upon them. Ohio, after Louisiana called for him, was surprised, and sent a ballistic missile back to him. This caused Louisiana to send a ballistic missile to him, as well. Trondheim was also in this, and the three declared war on Turkey. The war, as expected, was a landslide victory, and split his lands and forced him to make ballistic missiles for him. Legend even goes that "Give Me Louisiana" is played on radio over the leader's grave. However, the situation was going to get worse, both for the world, and Louisiana.

Louisiana's Raider Issues and Ohio with the Man on the Moon
Main Article: First Man on the Moon Scandal

We know that unrest is high after the eruptions and the ash fell, but Louisiana got the spiky end of the stick. Raiders, organizing under the skull and crossbones flag, attacked Louisianan governmental buildings, and even cut off their communications for six years. This took Louisiana a hard fight to get it running, but the outside world, without Louisiana, was getting crazy. To raise self-esteem, Ohio sent a rumor to a man going to the moon, right after a plan to get rid of all the ash clouds in the air, causing France, as well as Jordan to get completely mad at Ohio due to betrayal of the agreement that they had, declaring war on them. Ohio was seemingly doomed without the appearance of Louisiana, who was struggling to get the raiders out of the communications building. After some talks, the tensions decreased, and war didn't happen. Six years in, Louisiana turned on their communications and the rest of the world greeted him, especially Ohio, who pleaded for Louisiana's apology. (In real life, Palmcoast, who played Louisiana, broke his computer charger, and got a new one. Hence why the raiders happened.)

The End of The World
As it all would've played out, the world was going to die off, but, not yet. Ohio asked for Louisianian forgiveness, to which it was accepted, and the two were still friends. However, Ohio thought up of many things. For one, their idea of the colony of the moon had raised, and therefore, is supposed to be likely. However, despite conditions going so well, the rockets in the air stalled, and crashed, killing anyone in a 100-km radius where the rockets crashed, and caused another domino to fall; the world was shaking so much, and every volcano known to man has all erupted. Everyone was drove into bunkers, and Louisiana and Ohio went to the Line Museum bunker to be safe. Not everyone survived, however, some people saw a light fading in their eyes, but, that was a theory of how that would've ended. The world was never heard from again, and this would conclude Season 1.

LOUISIANA'S RELATIONS
Louisiana, like all the other nations, had relations with nations. Below are the Allies, Neutrals, and Enemies of Louisiana.

Friends
Ohio - By damn! You really are something! Oooooh buddy, we've accomplished so much in 70 years! My best buddy in the whole wide world! He's basically my right-hand man. My partner-in-crime. If I was the Sherlock, he'd be the Watson. If I was the Toast, he'd be the butter. I'd be laying on the floor, dead, maggots eating my insides like gumbo rather than leave him! In uncertain times, he would fight with me, support me, and so on! We share a non-broken border, California is both ours! Plus we both have a football rivalry! Winner gets the line! Aw, y'all don't know what would happen if I were to lose him or if he were to lose ME...

Japan - SON! My best son! Cambodia's proud of me for making him have his own freedoms, and I'm glad! You're gonna do great, son! I believe in you! ...What do you mean it's stupid to let go of Korea? I had to do what's best for Louisiana...

Maya - Thank the LORD you had to keep me in Cholula to get me away from those Nazis... I'm keeping your land in respect for you.

Macedonia - Buddy! Offered to join me, but this Cerulean-tufted person said no... don't get him. But his Commie side attacked me. That's suicide, y'knowr? But he's really good allies with me. I like him! Sorry you had to go...

Cambodia - Gave me alllllll this land. And I'm thankful for it! He seems to be a wonderful person! He even met South Carolina! And he's friends with Japan! Y'know what? I think we might be friends ourselves!

Trondheim - Harsh, but honest country. Supported me when help was needed. I LOVE what he stands for. Stands for the peace and freedom of Europe! Sorry you got puppeted... we're working on that... Oh! You aren't anymore! That's good news!

New Brunswick - Frenchie friends! or.. Friendchies? ...I think I'm sticking with the former... He's gotten Brazil for me, and I'm glad! Thank the lord you had to offer him Madagascar to get him away from me. Guy was getting on my ne--  HOLY FUCK YOU'RE A FASCIST NOW REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!!!!!!  Oh, thank the lord you had a civil war... Now... we're good again. Maybe? I dunno. Thank you for giving me Brazil! Welp, I dunno what, but you damn well disappeared! I'm next, aren't I...?

Neutral
Texas - In here for a reason. While he IS a friend of mine... '''HE'S MAKING US LOOK BAD! SERIOUSLY! CONTROL YOUR DAMN SELF!''' This person's dysfunctional. Sometimes he's my friend, sometimes he just shits the bed in trying to solve everything, making us hate him, but '''WHY DID YOU LET IBERIA BRIBE YOU!? GOD DAMN ARE YOU SOFT! SOFT AS A DAMN NEWLY-BOUGHT PILLOW! GOOD THING YOU PULLED OUT, OTHERWISE ME AND MY FRIEND WOULD'VE WHOOPED YOUR ASS SENSELESS!''' Was a part of me after the war and gave him an ultimatum, but he thought wrong and went under me joining him in any wars, regardless if it's pointless or not... Miiight take his land.

Saudi Arabia - Bomb-loving goat fucker lite Arabmaztan Lite. Wouldn't give Prussia to me, instead, laughed in my face. Well, damn. No need to be a little bitch about it... Otherwise, We're... okay, I guess?

Mashrad - Supporter of weird-ass Canada. Haven't communicated with him long enough though. HEY! Take better care of them Jews! They don't deserve a life like that! '''ALSO YOU TURNED INTO A """""PEACEFUL""""" COUNTRY THAT BOMBED (Or tried to bomb) ME! SHAME ON YOU!!!''' Also, see: Canada.

Hamburgo - Haven't communicated well with him, but... he's cool.

China - I have no words. Except for he's just gross. And he made CC1. And his North Korea needs to NOT BE EQUIPPED WITH TOY GUNS. Seriously. Some of my South Korean soldiers died.

Helvetica - Who?

Canada - Greenland 2.0. Sorry if I invaded you. I was guilt tripped by that nuisance... Yet again, you were a cannibal, so... *shrugs* Was inevitable. Buuuut you helped me in the war! Just for that and being guilt tripped by that freak, I'm putting you here.

Greenland - He's weird... messed up, but nothing too out of hand.

Kazakhstan - REMOVE FASCIST! He's a jew now. That's a weird transition if I ever seen one... Now he's a Muslim? ...my head's spinning... Also HE FUCKING BOMBED TRONDHEIM AND I HAD TO GO TO WAR WITH HIM! SAME WITH MY BUDDY! He's dead, now.

Enemies
'''Greater Texan Reich - My worst nightmare. He successfully ransacked New Orleans and Baton Rouge, he beat me up, puppeted me, forced me to put Jews in concentration camps, AND MUCH MUCH WORSE!!!!! ''I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL FOR WHAT YOU DID!!!! WHY TEXAS WHY!?!?!? WHY DID YOU LET THIS MONSTER APPEAR!?!?!? GOOD THING CANADA, OHIO, AND MASHRAD BEAT YOUR ASS UP AND I ANNEXED YOU!!!! ANSCHLUSS! ANSCHLUSS!! ANSCHLUSS!!! ANSCHLUSS!!!! ANSCHLUSS!!!!!  '

'Arabmaztan - YOU BOMB LOVING GOAT FUCKING SCUM BAG! YOU ROTTEN CUM STAIN ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH!!! YOU FUCKING TRIED TO KILL JOE BUROE AND TRIED TO SPREAD LIES AND MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE THAT YOU DIDN'T BOMB ME!!!'' By damn, You are such a bad liar. A horrible liar. You're doing this... For your ALLIANCE!? Your own PERSONAL GAIN!? Your DAMN REPUTATION!?!?!? I'll have you know we beat you and your bootlicker up, and yet you continue to lie despite the proof that's CLEARLY right in front of everybody the world over's very own eyes. Good thing Denmark beat your ass up when you were Saudi Arabia. Otherwise, you'll be dead again, and again, and again! PFFFFT, AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'M THE BIGGEST IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD NOW AND YOU AREN'T GONNA DO SHIT EXCEPT FOR STAYING DEAD! NOW STAY DOWN AND DON'T COME BACK! '''

'Turkey - DAMN PINKOS DROPPED A BALLISTIC MISSILE ONTO BATON ROUGE (AFTER FAILED ATTACKS ON MY CLAY LOLOLOLOL) RIGHT AFTER THE WORLD GOT COVERED WITH ASH!!! RIGHT WHEN PEOPLE WERE RECOVERING!!! FOR SHAME!!! Y'ALL CAN GO BURN IN HELL FOR WHAT YOU DONE. OH, YOU WANNA FUCKING PLAY THE TURKISH ANTHEM AFTER THAT WAR CRIME (and suicide attempt)!?!? I'LL PLAY "GIVE ME LOUISIANA" ON YOUR FUCKING GRAVE!!! DAMN STARVING OTTOMAN WANNABES!!! ' Seriously though, after much consideration, I'd like to say that this guy probably wrote his suicide note the moment he pushed that big red button. Really laughable if I do say so myself.

New Zealand - Nazi genocidal monster! AND HE CAME FROM THAT BULLY!!! ''' REMOVE!!!! '''

'''Chinazis - THEM FUCKERS ATTACKED ME AND MY SON! REMOVE NAZIS! YOUR HEAD WILL BE ON A SPIKE WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!'''

Confederate States of America - HE KILLED ME IN A GODDAMN CIVIL WAR ON SOME ELECTION THAT RIGHTFULLY DECIDED AND RAN MY COUNTRY FOR A FULL DAMN YEAR! Good thing Joe Buroe, Joe Brady, and David Aranda beat your ass. ''' HEY! QUIT CALLING MY FRIEND A UNION STATE, YOU FAILED PROJECT!!! '''

Iberia - Bootlicking shit eater Supporter of Arabmaztan during the war! And he wants Brazil! He tried to forcefully take Brazil from both me and New Brunswick, but that ended up no good. ...Well, it de-escalated, more likely. '''And he also spread theories AND LIES about me and my friend and isn't letting us go where we wanna go! REMOVE! ''' He dead now, though.